Kelli Lynn

The other day, Kelli said "Daddy "Lynn" Anderson will be home from work soon."

Me: "Daddy Lynn Anderson? Is that his name?"
Kelli: "Well, other people call him Jacob Lynn Anderson but he's our daddy so we call him Daddy Lynn Anderson."
Me: "I thought his name was Jacob Lee Anderson."
Kelli: "No. It's Jacob Lynn Anderson, Jennifer Lynn Anderson, Makayla Lynn Anderson, Kelli Lynn Anderson, and Laney Lynn Anderson....Oh and Shadow" (our dog).
Me: "Right, Shadow Lynn Anderson."
Kelli: "Nooooo. It's Shadow Pinkie Pie Anderson."

Apparently everyone but Shadow has the same middle name. Apparently Kelli is the authority on that. Apparently someone gets in trouble and hears "Kelli Lynn Anderson" just a little too often...