ABC's

Kelli: Mom, why did Daddy make up the ABC song?
Me: He didn't make it up. What do you mean?
Kelli: He did make it up, I know because he even says his name in it.
Me: Really? Tell me.
Kelli: A B C D E F G H I JAC L M N O P...

She was kind of sad when I explained that it is J K L, not Jac L. She isn't as impressed with that song anymore.